Friday, 26 October 2012

A puzzle poem

Here's a puzzle of a poem. Can you guess what the tree is?

a
trophy tree 
named like a parlour game or sideshow
 ladies and gents, step up
and
 behold the fiercest known specimen in captivity!
see its armature of spiked steel leaves
its
 crocodilian hide, thick enough to withstand the volcanic fires
 that scorch its mountain home, its cone-grenades primed
to
detonate every three years – yes, you may touch
but have a care, madam, have a care!
its
seeds so scattered form the staple diet of the Pehuenche tribe
of the high Andes, for whom it is a totem
its
fossil forebears flourished for millennia in primordial forests
whose other scaly denizens it long outlived
and
for
all
we
know
 it
will
see
us
out
too

                                      Tom Scott

Friday, 5 October 2012

An autumnal treat

In the form of John Clare's 'Autumn', read by Richard Burton.



Was ever a voice so mellowly fruitful?

Friday, 14 September 2012

Tree fern poem

A long break from blogging - moving house has taken up a lot of time and energy over the last couple of months.

Our new home has a bigger garden than our old one, with quite a few exotic sub-tropical plants. Exotic to my untrained eye, that is - though among the few that I did recognise straight away were a couple of tree ferns of the same sort that grow to truly majestic proportions at Trebah.

I was curious to find out more about these, not least how to look after them properly. And in researching them, I discovered that the first tree ferns in Cornwall are said to have arrived in ships - possibly convict ships - returning from Australia in the 19th century, which used them as ballast for the return voyage. In Australia, they're sometimes called 'old man ferns' (in the same way as a particularly large kangaroo is known as an 'old man kangaroo').

Tree ferns have much of their root system contained in their trunks, which are cleverly designed to snag vegetation dropping from the forest canopy and turn this into nutrients. And amazingly, when they were jettisoned around harboursides in Cornwall these plants began to put out new fronds (or 'flushes', as they are known).

All this got me thinking, and the result was a poem:


Tree Fern

Old man fern knows a trick or two.
He’s got deep pockets, sly sleeves.
He’ll pick up on the flop, catch
greenbacks the forest highrollers drop.

Nothing’s lost on him, no old growth
wasted but bound by root-web into
his porous trunk, his own rich ground.
He can bluff with the best of them, play

dead when need be. Chopped and slung
in the hold of a convict hulk, ballast
from Van Diemen’s Land, he rocked
in the reeking dark for fifteen weeks. 

Dumped by a Cornish quay, soaked
in a strange, cool rain, he felt
a pale sun’s blush, then spread
his winning hand, a royal flush.

                                                  Tom Scott